hashtagdion:

I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

trainthief:

PARDON?!!??

labias:

I can’t wait to be married and wear my wedding ring all the time and tell everyone I’m married like it’s a personality trait

gladnis:

(Source: gladnis)

swolerbear:

*me taking my meds*: Carrie Fisher would want me to

sapphictastic:

i can’t believe it’s controversial to say this but here’s a reminder:

if you’re not a lesbian don’t say dyke

dramatictrash85:

(Source: m.facebook.com)